Welt is seated in the front row of a temporarily-borrowed Volkswagen Beetle alongside the driver — the Finn with the gold-rimmed glasses. Welt lightly touches his head.
Sure enough, it now sports a bump.
But having said that … my life is still intact. Perhaps that alone is worth a three-day holiday?
But perhaps more difficult to understand is this — where did she find that light billowing shawl, and fine one-piece dress? Not a single wrinkle on it. Anyone who has seen those Jenga stacks of pizza-boxes would be certain that this girl must have a four-dimensional wardrobe.
No, it should be the other way around — Whoever's seen this lovely cute girl before me, would never believe that she in fact lives in a pigsty, right?
Note:
“Ulysses” is a novel written by Irish modernist writer James Joyce in 1922.
The novel chronicles the daily life of the protagonist — a distressed Dubliner, a salesman by the name of Leopold Bloom — in Dublin during the day and night of June 16, 1904.
“Ulysses” is a masterpiece of the stream-of-consciousness genre, and is hailed as one of the top 100 English novels of the 20th century. Each year, June 16 is commemorated as “Bloom Day”.
Understood.
Not taking a break?
I'm just reading something quite interesting.
What is it?
Riemann conjecture.
Math problem?
All non-trivial zeros of the analytic continuation are on the line 1/2 + ti.
Absolutely no idea.
Not surprising. And people who lack knowledge of complex functions will find it hard to understand.
You only need to know that it can be considered the Holy Grail of the entire mathematical community.
Holy Grail?!
For example, if it holds true, from the generalized Reimann Conjecture, Goldbach's conjecture can be easily proven.
Do you know what Goldbach's conjecture is?
No, I don't …
Any odd number greater than 5 can be expressed as the sum of three primes;
Any even number greater than 2 can be expressed as the sum of two primes.
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All in all, sounds impressive.
Do you want to solve these conjectures?
No, I don't.
They are completely beyond my abilities.
Moreover, my main business is not mathematics. It's just that Riemann had a great influence on me, that's all.
Was he your … maths teacher
You could say so.
He certainly didn't know me, and it was impossible for him to know that my general theory of relativity was based on his Riemannian manifolds.
After all, he was a historical figure from more than a hundred years ago. He was dead by the time my grandpa was born.
General relativity?
In simple terms, it is a theory that universal gravitation is equivalent to the distortion of time and space.
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Is there a metaphor or image I can imagine?
You must have seen a whirlpool before.
Imagine a wooden ball falling into the whirlpool. Does it look like it is sucked into the hole in the centre?
Yes.
— Do you mean that gravity is also an illusion like this?
That's right.
We know that for the wooden ball, the twisting water surface is the direct cause of its spiral motion.
The same is true for a planet.
Any object will rely on its own mass to distort the space and time they are in, forming a vortex that attracts other objects.
Gravity is just a manifestation of this distortion.
Imagine that the surface of the earth is full of such ripples, and our plane is surfing on it.
This feels like some kind of philosophy …
Physical theory without mathematical notation is philosophy.
That's why Sir Newton's masterpiece is called “The Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy”.
I haven't read that book …
You won't find it easy to understand.
The mathematical notation of that era is itself indecipherable for most modern readers.
Indecipherable …
Speaking of which, what was that weird text in Schrödinger's letter that I couldn't understand?
A name.
The name of an information processing device from 50,000 years ago.
What?
So … what is an “information processing device”?
Imagine a librarian made of machinery, or a library with automatons as its administrators.
… Automatic machinery?
… Fifty thousand years ago?
From your perspective …
Just treat it as a cliff-hanger, a taste of things to come.
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Please tell me now.
Too much trouble.
Please.
Someone will tell you in due course.
Someone whom I reckon will not be afraid of this inconvenience — so please spare me the trouble.
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Whoa, Eins is so mean.
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Of course I am.
p.s. Now that I think of it, I find your tone pathetic.
Let's use this opportunity to attend math class.
… Are you serious?
Of course.
Do you know how to prove e^(πi) + 1 = 0?
How could I know?!
Oh. Should we start with the fundamental theorem of calculus?
No, since I need to teach you, maybe it's better to start by learning Dedekind cuts?
Ah, at this point, I think we're better off just starting from the very basics with set theory …
… Can I choose to sleep?
Okay.
Then I can read more books by myself.
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